i n-n-need more f-followers. promote m-me!
(via quirrell)
Follow this guy. He stutters and hangs with dark lords. Plus, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS IGUANA? Badass.
Quirrell’s Turban brings all the boys to the yard,
and they’re like
Is that the dark Lord?
DAMN RIGHT, THAT’S THE DARK LORD
HE WILL KILL YOU
s-so back the fuck off!
OOC: P.s. I wrote that shit. No stealing.
I’m off again for some fun in London.
Leave me owls, muggles.
OOC- I’m off to the pageant! Wish me luck, please! I need some felix felicis!
OOC: Good Luck ! :)
OOC: good luck. (;
I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND
(via lily-luna-potter)
Who is that Lil?
OOC: Omg he’s attractive.
OOC: VERY MUCH SO
OOC: The Percy Jackson guy. He’s bloody hot.
i have a boyfriend.
his name is Juan (HU-WAN) and he lives in vegas and he’s a stripper in a gay burlesque house.
Professor I’m so happy for you!
Dyou look so happy. I’m glad.
I can’t velieve thiz.
s-s-snape r-raped me.
(via quirrell)
First: Its not rape if you yell surprise.
Second: Its not rape if you like it.
Third: How else did you guys think he got his stutter?
You’re that bad?
Never thought he waz that zcary.
Oh hell yes. The spare isn’t following me.
(via siriuslyblack)
I should’ve killed the zpare ven I was curzed.
Fine, I von’t go for Herm-own-ninny but I von’t go for Lavender either.
That vould ruin my life.
Vuck thiz.
I mizz Herm-own-ninny. I need her. Where the vuck is she? I gave her my addrezz and where the hell iz she?
